Editing Season Three (section)

==Episodes==
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!Written by
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|1
|"[[The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby]]"
|[[Jerry Levine]]
|[[Rob McElhenney]] & [[Charlie Day]]
|September 13, 2007
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|colspan="5" style="text-align:left;"|Dennis joins up with an environmentalist group. Mac and Dee try to care for a baby boy they found in the Dumpster and Charlie and Frank become dumpster divers.
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|2
|"[[The Gang Gets Invincible]]"
|[[Fred Savage]]
|Charlie Day, [[David Hornsby]] & [[Glenn Howerton]]
|September 13, 2007
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| colspan="5" style="text-align:left;" |When the Philadelphia Eagles hold open try-outs à la the movie Invincible, Mac, Dennis, and Dee use the event for their own personal competition. Meanwhile, Frank and Charlie tailgate.
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|3
|"[[Dennis and Dee's Mom Is Dead]]"
|[[Matt Shakman]]
|David Hornsby & Rob McElhenney
|September 20, 2007
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| colspan="5" style="text-align:left;" |Frank's ex-wife Barbara dies, leaving behind a big inheritance that Frank and Dee will do anything to get. Meanwhile, Mac, Dennis, and Charlie use Reynolds house as a men's club to make new friends.
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|4
|"[[The Gang Gets Held Hostage]]"
|Fred Savage
|Rob McElhenney & Lisa Parsons
|September 20, 2007
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| colspan="5" style="text-align:left;" |Paddy's Pub is held hostage by the McPoyles. Meanwhile, Frank crawls through the vents to find his will, which Charlie hid.
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|5
|"[[The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty Magoo]]"
|Fred Savage
|Charlie Day & Glenn Howerton
|September 27, 2007
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| colspan="5" style="text-align:left;" |The gang gets involved in the seedy side of the world of fashion design after Dee gets jealous of her former high-school best friend, who is now a successful boutique owner.
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|6
|"[[The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation]]"
|Fred Savage
|Charlie Day, [[Scott Marder]] & [[Rob Rosell]]
|September 27, 2007
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| colspan="5" style="text-align:left;" |The gang find themselves at odds with a more successful Korean pub owner who bears a striking resemblance to Kim Jong-Il. Charlie also becomes involved with the owner's daughter.
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|7
|"[[The Gang Sells Out]]"
|Matt Shakman
|Charlie Day & David Hornsby
|October 4, 2007
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| colspan="5" style="text-align:left;" |The gang tries to persuade a restaurant chain to buy their pub. Meanwhile, Dee quits her job at Paddy's (again) and pressures The Waitress to get her a job at a TGIFriday's-style restaurant.
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|8
|"[[Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire]]"
|Fred Savage
|Rob McElhenney, Scott Marder & Rob Rosell
|October 4, 2007
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| colspan="5" style="text-align:left;" |The gang go to great lengths to be famous: Mac, Charlie, and Frank attempt to become news reporters; Dennis and Dee try becoming club-hoppers.
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|9
|"[[Sweet Dee's Dating a Redacted Person]]"
|Jerry Levine
|Glenn Howerton, Scott Marder & Rob Rosell
|October 11, 2007
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| colspan="5" style="text-align:left;" |Dee begins dating an amateur rapper whom Dennis thinks is mentally r*******. Meanwhile, Frank, Charlie, and Mac start their own band but can't agree on what type of music they should play.
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|10
|"[[Mac Is a Serial Killer]]"
|Jerry Levine
|Charlie Day & David Hornsby
|October 18, 2007
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| colspan="5" style="text-align:left;" |After reading about a serial killer terrorizing young women, the gang suspects that Mac may be the serial killer when they notice that he hasn't been to the bar much lately.
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|11
|"[[Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender]]"
|Jerry Levine
|Rob McElhenney
|October 25, 2007
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| colspan="5" style="text-align:left;" |Dennis's life goes downhill when he finds out that a convicted sex offender whom he closely resembles has been released from prison due to overcrowding. Meanwhile, Mac and Charlie reunite with Mac's convict father.
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|12
|"[[The Gang Gets Whacked (Part 1)]]"
|Matt Shakman
|Glenn Howerton, Scott Marder & Rob Rosell
|November 1, 2007
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| colspan="5" style="text-align:left;" |The gang find themselves married to the mob when they sell a bag of cocaine that a group of mobsters hid in a pair of speakers. To pay off the debt, Frank whores out Dennis to older women, Charlie works at a stable, and Mac becomes a mafioso.
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|13
|"[[The Gang Gets Whacked (Part 2)]]"
|Matt Shakman
|Scott Marder & Rob Rosell
|November 1, 2007
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| colspan="5" style="text-align:left;" |The gang must find a way to avoid getting "whacked" when their plans to pay off mob members for missing cocaine go awry.
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|14
|"[[Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City]]"
|Jerry Levine
|Charlie Day & David Hornsby
|November 8, 2007
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| colspan="5" style="text-align:left;" |Mac and Dee become vigilantes to solve the homeless problem Frank and Dennis dress up in police costumes while Charlie dresses as Serpico to expose them.
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|15
|"[[The Gang Dances Their Asses Off]]"
|Matt Shakman
|David Hornsby, Scott Marder & Rob Rosell
|November 15, 2007
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| colspan="5" style="text-align:left;" |Charlie inadvertently puts Paddy's Pub up as the grand prize in a radio dance marathon, so the gang must win the competition -- against the enemies they've made so far -- to keep the bar.
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